kitty's gg to NS :(
kukukoh devised a plan for us to strut into tekong and save him

ich heiser weiwei says:
aiyah during his ns we shall sneak in and rescue him
ich heiser weiwei says:
i will wear victoria's secret high boots and black lace thongs and do runway in front of the camp
ich heiser weiwei says:
then when they are seduced i will ninja them to death then we can resue kitty
ich heiser weiwei says:
if they shoot us i will use my superhuman speed to catch the bullets with my cleavage
ich heiser weiwei says:
wah. can imagine
ich heiser weiwei says:
like so sexy eh
Vintage Glamour says:
PLS u nid to eat more den u got cleavage lor
ich heiser weiwei says:
no need. victoria's secret got push up effect
Vintage Glamour says:
u shall do the seducing
ich heiser weiwei says:
if not i use my nipples and whack them back
Vintage Glamour says:
im the homan i shall act as a commando
ich heiser weiwei says:
ok can then liyin will throw eggs
Vintage Glamour says:
ok can
ich heiser weiwei says:
then sp
Vintage Glamour says:
den pheng ler
ich heiser weiwei says:
aiyah she ram down the gate lah
Vintage Glamour says:
she be the human truck thing
Vintage Glamour says:
we're such good friends
ich heiser weiwei says:
wa then when she ram it down i sashay in so XING GE
ich heiser weiwei says:
then sylvia will start singing techno runway music for me
Vintage Glamour says:
u wear the thongs den ur 9inch how
Vintage Glamour says:
pls cut off
ich heiser weiwei says:
can
ich heiser weiwei says:
then as i strut in they will all drown in their drool
Vintage Glamour says:
dne good u dunid to go ns also
ich heiser weiwei says:
for those who are blind u can commando them
Vintage Glamour says:
maybe u can commando too
Vintage Glamour says:
u go commando
Vintage Glamour says:
lor
ich heiser weiwei says:
but by then i think left very few cos my beauty WU FA DANG
ich heiser weiwei says:
wa not bad
ich heiser weiwei says:
but scully we rescue him keith bcum homan want to serve the nation
ich heiser weiwei says:
then i will ninja him to death also
Vintage Glamour says:
yeah lor
Vintage Glamour says:
HAHAHHAHAH
ich heiser weiwei says:
ok tmr i shall start designing my outfit
ich heiser weiwei says:
my boots will have hidden dildos so when i kick they will fly out and hit people
ich heiser weiwei says:
then your special skill is throw nipple tape at the eyes so become blind
ich heiser weiwei says:
liyin is she can swallow the soldiers
ich heiser weiwei says:
then bia is she can fight ala bollywood hero style
ich heiser weiwei says:
then sp will mood swing them to death
ich heiser weiwei says:
wa just nice 5 hot babes
ich heiser weiwei says:
we must call ourselves something
ich heiser weiwei says:
i know. we are called the five elements -


i was about to sleep but this conversation kept me laughing throughout.